Ao3

Lady of Ferndell Hall

Pairing: Mycroft x F!OC

Current Word Count: 11.7k

Synopsis: Having only just been wed to the often less-than-pleasant Mycroft Holmes in a marriage arranged by her father, Lady Alice Rayner Holmes finds herself traveling to the Holmes family estate with her new husband and his socially-challenged brother, Sherlock.

Feeling a swirl of emotions that she must often keep masked, Alice must navigate her new life as the lady of Ferndell Hall, while getting to know her new family–including her new husband.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

The Mistress of Baker Street

Pairing: Sherlock x F!OC

Current Word Count: 4.5k

Synopsis: With the disappearances of bother his mother and the Viscount Tewksbury, Sherlock found himself with more than enough work to keep himself busy. He certainly didn’t have the time to be dealing with his new landlady and her constant intrusions. Having taken over the property from her mother, the young and hardworking Miss Evelyn Hudson was a frequent visitor to 221B; making it quite clear that Sherlock’s lack of housekeeping and odd manner of behavior at all hours of the night were less than acceptable under her watch.

So when the girl began to show up less and less, Sherlock should have been thrill for the reprieve, but something felt off. Will he let his curiosity get the better of him?

Part 1, Part 2

wonderwomemes:

despazito:

rycake:

uhhhh why are they flirting with making likes a public thing on this site… what i like is between me and god

Girlies our likes are no longer safe

I think this is just a name change and was the previous “in your orbit” thing. The source was always “things the people you follow liked” but if you have your likes set to private then they are not included. Check the @changes or @wip blogs for information about this

liberalsarecool:

Worker solidarity is the future.

gunsandfireandshit:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

The fact that Beretta sells a Bobcat with a factory threaded barrel is so fucking funny to me

The 21A in its designed role as a pocket pistol makes complete sense, even if you don’t agree with it. It’s tiny and lightweight and you can carry it basically anywhere and it makes a really loud bang when you put holes in stuff. Sick. Put a can on it and it’s none of that anymore, and you can’t even use the sights. There is literally zero practical application for this gun other than murdering somebody in the back of the head from muzzle contact. This is a gun for villains. This is a machine for a guy with a grudge and a plan. It’s so fucking funny I love devices with no purpose but harm.

I watched a video about this one time where a guy said he pocket carried one with a can on and loaded with rat shot so that while he was walking his dog in his Florida suburb he could dispatch venomous snakes “without disturbing the neighbors” which is objectively funny as hell to imagine

miabobriha:

Dank spidey memes

hungry-skeleton:

chaossmith2:

Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

thememedaddy:

shortmexicangirl:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

seymour-butz-stuff:

posttexasstressdisorder:

qsycomplainsalot:

gay-impressionist:

melonsap:

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Please don’t ask me for relationship advice unless you are prepared to receive some truly upsetting information because some people are ready for the “He’s exhibiting the literal textbook signs of a psychological abuser and you need to get away from him before he successfully cuts you off from your support network” talk and some people aren’t

FOR WHOEVER NEEDS A REMINDER:

1. There is never any justification for someone putting their hands on you in any way without your consent short of immediate risk of harm or death.
2. If someone tells you that “the way I’m acting is your fault because you know that doing X thing would make me do it and you chose to do it anyway” is just fancy bullshit talk for, “I know my behaviour is wrong, but I don’t want to be held responsible for it so I’m pushing it on you”
3. Nothing good ever, ever comes from someone who tells you, “I don’t want you talking about our relationship with anyone”. This person cannot handle accepting responsibility and processing criticism so they need you to never, ever question them. That’s easier if they control the narrative and your friends aren’t there to cut in.
4. Nothing constructive comes from screaming.
5. “It’s not like that all the time” is optimistic and sweet, but the truth is, it shouldn’t be like that at all. Sweet words and gifts and gestures don’t erase being frightened for yourself or for your loved ones. That is not normal. Don’t minimize it.
6. It is not healthy or normal to be genuinely afraid of saying “no” to someone, for any reason at all. Violence, outbursts, retaliation, anything. You should not have to be afraid of someone’s reaction to your boundaries.
7. You are not responsible for saving anyone. Even if you love them. Even if they have nobody else. At the end of the day, if they want to hurt themselves in any way, they will, and you can’t stop them forever. People need to want to improve before they can actually improve, and if they’re threatening to harm themselves to keep you around, they’re using your love to hold themselves hostage. You do not decide their choices for them, and they don’t get to shunt that off on you.
8. There will always be other people who can love you better. You will not be alone forever. This will not be the last time you care for someone like this and it will not be the last time someone cares for you

This applies to ALL relationships btw

wellwaterhysteria:

wellwaterhysteria:

thinking about teen wolf you are all so surprised. when stiles gets possessed and derek’s like “oh you think STILES is the nogitsune?? (arrested development voice) Her? i could punt that guy across a parking lot why would anything want to possess him I Am Feeling Normal About This And We Have It All Under Control.” and then everyone takes like two seconds to think about it and they’re like “oh my god we forgot he’s smarter than us. he’s literally smarter than all of us oh my god. haha fuck. his brain is so big and he was already insane before this. and he’s not even that SKINNY”. that was good. that was fun. all of that happened word for word by the way.

i do think like at least half the interactions that people have with stiles are punctuated by the exact same thought, which is just “ah. shit. i forgot he’s smarter and meaner than i am. next time you talk to this guy Do Not forget that he’s smarter and meaner than you.” and then of course they forget about the smartness and the meanness and it happens all over again. stiles is like “well i think we should drug and kill this person actually” and everyone’s like “wtf why would you say that” and it’s like? that’s all he EVER says. everything that comes out of his mouth is a variation of “calculated murder is an option and i’d be so fucking good at it if you guys would just LET ME”. why won’t they let him. like. spread your wings, dude. use them to smother people or something.

blanchett:

HELLBOY (2004) dir. by Guillermo Del Toro

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

Moist Von Lipwig is trying to steal my shoelaces and according to the ancient texts, that makes me the president.

of course we already knew who the vice president was

he’s incredibly unqualified for office

Moist is trying her very best on this assignment

milfkon:

starting a collection

eraserheadadult:

eraserheadadult:

eraserheadadult:

the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building

like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself