Cashier:That'll be $4.03
Me:I only have $4...
Cashier:That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:...........
Cashier:........
Me:what are we?

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

attack0np0tat0es:

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

"a few decades" is a bit inaccurate. It’s more like ‘13 years"

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)

nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

(Source: harrypotterdailly)

savingspiderman:

liftedandgiftedd:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

this fucking movie tho

I can’t believe there are people on this earth who haven’t seen this movie

Tina Fey is making a Hocus Pocus sequel. 

(Source: englishsnow)

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(Source: meme-face1)

these gender rolls taste disgusting 

(Source: matissegal)

(Source: holmeswilliam)

theouatgifs:

Anybody else wanna give it a go? I do.

putupyourhands:

Why have I never seen this in a gif before this is brilliant

putupyourhands:

Why have I never seen this in a gif before this is brilliant

2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

image

I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

(Source: ronaldswan)