justcallme-molly:

What to say during the frick frack

  • ooh
  • ee
  • ooh ahh ahh
  • ting
  • tang
  • walla walla bing bang

randamqueen:

an-archangels-vessle:

diaryofajohnlockian:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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I HAEV BEEN LAUHGIN GFOR ABUOT THRITY MINTUES SOMEON EHALP

FUCKING HELL I’M DEAD

So is he

(Source: versahey)

itdoesntgethotterthanjohnsimm:

aikainkauna:

Just leaving this here.

Acting is a serious business.

itdoesntgethotterthanjohnsimm:

aikainkauna:

Just leaving this here.

Acting is a serious business.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

hundred-acre-goods:

kristoffbjorgman:

the last 3 sequels to Pixar films (Cars 2, Monsters U, Finding Dory) have all followed the strangely specific formula of making the ‘sidekick’ of the first film the main character in the second

so now we have The Incredibles 2 coming out and if their track record is to be continued, I think we all know who is going to be the primary focus of the movie

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the whole movie will be about him finding his super suit

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

obviously-bored:

rick-two-shoes:

So one time I was black-out drunk and my friends told me to take a picture with some random guy. Long story short I woke up the next morning to find this on my phone image

I’m trying to find the right words for this but I can’t

shslequius:

jennyatsdcc:

jennyatsdcc:

the best thing that came from working at mcdonalds was learning why the heck the mcflurry spoons look like that

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it’s a secret.

you can’t fucking do that

japaneseanimes:

the nintendo ambulance is being rushed to your house, wiiu wiiu wiiu

(Source: aryastraks)

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

schrodingersowen:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

 

(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69)

volanus:

britoholic:

a 19-year-old Britney Spears making history.


A 4 year old python making history

volanus:

britoholic:

a 19-year-old Britney Spears making history.

A 4 year old python making history

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle)